cosmo tip #252

expertcosmotips:

why have 1 peen in your ass when you can have 5

the weather outside is weather

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nucleargrrrl:

Song Against Sex - Neutral Milk Hotel 

why should i lay here naked when it’s just too far away from anything you could call love c ry cry sob sob

(via antiantimatter)

me in every situation: im too punk rock for this

ivyarchive:

Spaced S2E01 “Back”: shot-for-shot homage to Pulp Fiction (except for the end, of course) (x)

(via derelickmyballs)

watching forgetting sarah marshall for like the 100th time because i lub it

iwanteditlukewarm replied to your post: iwanteditlukewarm replied to your post:…
you are the smart one here aren’t you (i’m the wild card)

i’m tim, you’re daisy

chuck ya boyfriend, have a sandwich

iwanteditlukewarm replied to your post: iwanteditlukewarm replied to your post: i’m…
we should start a podcast

can we just like watch tv together or something because a podcast would take a whole lot of effort

haha aH when he says woah there pickle i’m like lol tumblr